Monday, March 31, 2008
Live Chatting During The Hills
GLitt and I went on the attack this week during the Hills 2nd 30 minute episode.
See if you can follow -
Gregory: whitney is the secret star of this shitshow
10:38 PM DRAMA, roolcall revealed that steph pratt is in LC's class,
10:39 PM me: Whit so is tho she loves to say the g sound with every ing. Guh. Stunnin-guh
10:40 PM Its a little annoying.
Gregory: LC is a bitch- there's no way around that.
10:41 PM how does she manage to turn the simple (mtv rigged) fact that Stepahnie Pratt is in her class, into a direct attack on her. she needs a beat down
me: I don't think she's bad at all. Heidi is truly an idiot and those lips. Did someone say they lost a pound of collagen? Spencer clearly stole it for her.
Pls Stephanie was the first to text.
Gregory: Heidi is hot. trashy hot.
10:42 PM oh snap- back in the computer class.
me: Omg...LCs dress and hair is so overdone.
10:43 PM Ask joe...I lkd like shit in K201.
Oh this apology is ridic. FEEDback.
Give it to me JJ.
Gregory: lol- too much. scripted shit.
oh look- whitney is working.
me: Ps we were at sass and bide and LC was there too!
10:44 PM Gregory: this was the "rainbows for kate" show
me: Let's not say anything bad abt Kelly Cutrone. She'll read it and kill us.
Gregory: ya- fashionweek seems like a fffing YEAR ago
damn, this was in feb?
10:45 PM headste- yelling.
me: Wlddnt u die if we made it into a shot. I'd die of laughter.
Gregory: big fan.
me: I love s and b but I'm not skinny enuf
10:46 PM Oh this is awkward.
Gregory: this was NOt the music? kat deluna my ass...it was rollingstones and other oldstuff..
one show and now whit gets a promotion.
10:47 PM me: Its s sad that heidis only frnd is spencers sis
Gregory: I'm moving to peoples revelotion...it's a complex, no? much like melrose place? right...
me: Hahahahahaha...I'm having dinner with them tomorrow.
Gregory: girls are jealous of her. ...bubble boobs and trout pout.
me: Can u imagine if I wore that much makeup to paint?
10:48 PM LOVE Lo.
She and whit r my faves.
Gregory: pst it: the played Lohan's blackhole. ep bofore this one.
10:49 PM me: That was a great song...she nds to do that again for the new recrd.
Gregory: LO- she's a hooked up bitch. last week's US weekly...set her up with a two page spread AD for verizon phones. WTF..LO got that?
me: So Parkay?
Gregory: just this time lohan will be sober :)
10:50 PM me: At midnt? (Its a commercial)
Gregory: lol- parkay...isn't that also a name of butter substitute? lik, no joke, for reels??
10:51 PM http://www.parkay.com
did they do that on purpose?
me: Aka Butters new prvt club featuring supastah nick cannon!
10:52 PM Of course they did!!! U r soooo blond in this moment!
10:53 PM Is real world road rules challenge over?
Those guys r hot.
10:54 PM Heidi is a HOOOKER.
Gregory: i have no idea. i don't watch that.
me: They r beefy guys
All american types.
Gregory: hookers get paid for a reason.
oh kelly, bait.
10:55 PM me: What? I'm innocent.
They aren't necessarily my type but...
Gregory: stephanie pratt is actually WORSE than douchespencer.
me: Spencer bores me to tears.
Gregory: kill them both, ugh.
10:56 PM me: This show is so fake.
Gregory: totes retarded
i love that its fake.
ok- but honestly-
me: But cool headband!
Lc and she spencer r totes bff.
10:57 PM FAKE
Gregory: why do they NEVER show hedi recording or working on her "music" OR Lauren Conrad sketching her line? fake fucks!!!!
me: Hahahahahahahaha! Her music.
Gregory: when does their 'real' life begin?
me: What wld LC sketch? Two tube dresses?
10:58 PM Gregory: oh. good natasha bed song.
me: Could Natasha Bedingfield make any more money off this show? Jackpot.
Gregory: LC's b day...dun dun dun
spencer is the fucking devil.
me: Spencer you're making me cry rt now.
10:59 PM YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF CRY
me: Blehhhhhhh. Kill them off. Its a soap, right?
Great chat GLitt.
11:00 PM Gregory: they need to project the hills at prosion camps- it will make them crack.
"I......sorta . see . myself in "styling".- Whitney Port.
she speaks like she suffered a brain injury.
11:01 PM GOOD chat.
11:03 PM me: There r three guh ings in this ep
Ny brain hurts.
11:04 PM And scene fade to black.