Their Conversation

 

Cameron Diaz: Hey Victoria! You look great!
Victoria Beckham: Hey Girl-wait! Are you wearing my Christian Louboutin's???
CD: They aren't yours and I wore them at the Shrek the Third premiere in LA. I need these shoes to fend off my Justin woes and look hotter than Jessica Biel.
VB: Ok, we can both wear them. You're really killing me though. Even your skirt is shorter than mine. Slut.
CD: The point is that my skirt had to be shorter than Biel's. Let's be friends.
VB: Friends it is.